A little something I came up with.
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So being bit south of sober, I created a new drink based off of a touchdown. Instead of Red Bull and vodka, I have combined Orange Crush, Rock Star and tequila. It is more orangey(is that a word?) compared to a Touchdown and somewhat smoother. I enjoy ¡Mucho! The drunk recipe is as follows.
1 oz. tequila of choice(I recommend Corralejo[kor-uh-lay-ho] Blanco)
1 oz. Rockstar
2 oz. Orange Crush.
I think I could almost call it a Special Teams TD. Would pretty well fit the bill…god the Seahawks suck!*******
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Pancakes stuffed with cheese cake! -Consumerist- has a bit on this wonderful creation.
Women should not drive. I know there are some exceptions but I would say 90% of women can’t drive for shit. Just saying.
Is this not the most disturbing picture ever?
Found this from a post on digg. The writer is hilarious. Science Fail – Freak Pig Shocks Chinese Village
Recently I had a rather embarrassing moment with a Co-Worker. My cell phone is one of those that plays music and I was showing my co-worker a song I had. I hold up the phone towards his face and tell him to listen. I look at his face and he has this odd look on his face. It was somewhere between absolute horror and the throws of vomiting. I look down at my phone and stuck in the battery portion of the phone is a big ole curly pube. I at this time am so embarrassed that I want to die. He says to me, “Sorry dude, all I can focus on is that pube!”. I apologized and quickly stuck the phone back into my pocket. He was good humored about it but the rest of the day was a bit on the awkward side. Has anybody else had a Phone Pube? A situation like mine? Or is it just me? Somebody has to have had this happen to them. Right?
400,000 volt taser shots.
damn right it’s better than yours.. laugh if you want to.. sure its funny to watch.. I double dog dare you to try it yourself [editor: but not really!]…
Old Stock Ale – California
Found: Top Food
Alcohol Content: 12.5%
Herr: This beer had a pretty tasty amber flavor in my opinion, and the high alcohol content didn’t give the beer a gross sweet taste that a lot of high content beers have.