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So for the past few months I’ve been having all kinds of fun issues with my computer. It started out innocently enough, with my computers battery having issues recharging. This went on for a while and I eventually got both the battery and charger replaced. I soon found out that they fixed nothing. So I get in contact with the computer company again and they end up sending me a new motherboard. I get that fit in there and a whole new can of worms bursts open. My computer gets this annoying habbit of freezing up at random times. So I call tech again and they decide it’s my hard drive that’s bad. So I get the new one plugged in and the same problem happens. So I call tech again and they decide this time it’s my cd rom. So I get that replaced and the same thing happens. I call them up yet again and this time I’m like ya none of this is fixing the problem damnit so this time they decide to have me send in my computer. Today I finally get my computer back and so far it is working but I’m still weary. Basically this is the reason I havn’t been on here in a while. So here’s hoping my computer doesn’t blow up anytime soon.
Rock. The greatest and only true form of music. I should know, I’ve recently become a professional rock star. Or close enough anyway. Guitar Hero 2 is the best game ever invented ever, EVER. I’ve been spending a lot of time on it and I have to say it is way more fun than a plastic toy guitar should be. I’ve been rockin out like crazy. At 70 songs and the option to download songs on xbox live I would say there is no other option, Guitar Hero is your God so bow to it.
On a side note Terry Sullivan is the worst rock singer ever. I was listening to Pandora at work the other day to drown out the sounds of Guitar Hero in my head and was just running through various songs and somehow came across the sound an infant makes when being murdered by a goose with strep throat. As a recently professional rocker I have to say he is a disgrace to rocking out everywhere.
I’m not sure what the point of this is other than I rock, and you know what, that’s good enough.
I often wonder about what separates man from animal. Sometimes I think it’s just mans ability to be fucking wack-jobs.
Being that people have to wait at bus stops for extended periods of time you’d think they’d try to make them as welcoming and relaxing as possible. I guess the county had other ideas:
It wants to devour my soul
My Prego chicken is so delicious I thought I’d share it with everyone
Seriously who watches this show? I’ve had a few days off work here and I’ve been stuck with daytime tv.
So I get sort of stuck having to suffer through the train wreck of a day time talk show. Really this show is a total mess, there is a complete lack of anything resembling cohesion. It’s just an hour of Kelly making stupid jokes and Regis telling her to shut the fuck up and show a little more cleavage.
Then when a guest comes on they barely talk to them about whatever piece of crap movie / tv show they have to plug and just talk about how great the first half of the show was before the guest showed up. You know the guest doesn’t watch that shit backstage, they just want to tell you when to go the the theater and get the fuck out of dodge.
How old is Regis anyway? That dude hung out with Dean Martin and shit, he’s gotta be older than Dick Clark and Keith Richards combined, how can he even stand up by himself? Kathy Lee must have cast some crazy shit voodoo hex on his ass so he can never leave the set for the rest of eternity or some shit. At least he gets a never ending supply of hot hosts to touch his penis. Although I’m sure Kathy Lee thought of that and the voodoo curse also gives him limp dick for eternity. Man Kathy Lee thought of everything with that curse, what an evil crazy bitch.
So in conclusion daytime tv is worthless, Kelly is hot, and Regis has limp dick for eternity.
I am the man