Going with Sketch’s theme I present to you one of the MANY myspace beauties.

**edit guerro**
I got tired of the pic being the first thing I saw so Click “Continue Reading” to view it. (more…)

I’m sitting here today bored out of my mind. I decided to watch some tv, got bored of that and decided I should try to learn something. I change it to History Channel. It’s a show called Modern Marvels “The Shovel”. It shows a shit ton of big track hoe style rigs and then start going in on some of the “old school” shovels. There is this lady on there telling me all about some shovel from 10,000 years ago or something along those lines. It makes me start to wonder, who in their life ever says “When I grow up I want to know a shit ton about shovels!”? There are just some professions that I dont understand. How do you enter these fields? “Yup I come from a long line of shovelers, hell my granpappy could tell you stories about shovels that would blow your mind!” Yeah I wonder about wierd shit. Tedium is a bitch!

I was just surfing through links as always and I stumbled across a cool comic strip generator. I decided to make a strip just to show you, it’s pretty cool. I guess if you make an account there are more options, but i didn’t even take that much time. I just threw one together for fun. I did make a typo, but by the time i noticed i had made a mistake… i was onto something else and didnt care. sorry Guerro

cheers!

-sketch

had a girlfriend for a month, she dumped me may 1st because she was seeing and loved someone else, i quit my job because i was treated like garbage, underpaid and my boss verbally assaulted me everyday, i got strep throat from the EX which put me out until last friday (may 11th), my ROOMMATE rob lost my bus/train transit pass which is worth $80 and won’t pay me back for it, thus i cant get to work, my last boss i painted for wont give me the $100 he owes me for a days work i did on may 4th though he promised it the next day, we are getting evicted because while i had strep throat and an insane fever with shivering cold sweats trying to sleep they were having a keg party and invited a bad group of kids that hauled out knives on us started a huge brawl in our family neighbourhood… police came, landlord wants us out, someone at all my food (i paid my bills and have no money) then on friday i ran down a steep dirt/rock path full tilt and fell on my face and turned my knee and ankle to mush resulting in either a sprained or broken ankle (i can’t get to the hospital because i have no bus pass or cab fare, nor will a friend drive me. whats next? streets for ol’ sketch. nah, we’ll see what i can swing for work in a few weeks with a sprained ankle. should be a blast!

oh.. PS. I’ve run out of tylenol and peroxide. im relying on bandages, water and polysporin to clean the cuts on my ankle that are so deep its black and yellow. alright.. i will show a pic or two.

merry may everyone! YAY!
-a very angry sketch

By definition why isn’t it?
It has a life span, reproduces, tries to survive. It may not have a soul, but neither do most people on earth, so what’s the difference?

I went on dictionary.com and looked up life, existence and virus.

I picked the ones that were most appropriate for my argument,

Virus, “a segment of self-replicating code planted illegally in a computer program, often to damage or shut down a system or network. ”

Life, “the period of existence, activity, or effectiveness of something inanimate, as a machine, lease, or play”

Existence,
1- “something that exists; entity; being.”
2- “mode of existing: They were working for a better existence.”

So doesn’t a computer virus fit in all of these definitions? Sure some other definitions under life or existence may contradict what I am saying, but something doesn’t have to have a pulse to have life does it? Why can’t that be true if our definitions of life would agree with me?

A virus exists, it has a life, it spreads trying to keep itself alive. To me a virus is life that we’ve created. It may not have feelings, but neither does your father for beating you your entire life right? Its the same shit, different pile.

Cheers!

-sketch

Unibroue La Fin Du Monde – Ale-Quebec, Canada Found: Everywhere Alcohol Content: 9.0%

Herr: This beer is very similar to Don De Dieu and even Terrible. It has that same sort of hefe flavor color and smell, and just barely drink-ability. I’m beginning to think all Unibroue beers taste exactly the same, sort of like Duff beer. Overall, not too fond of this, but I’ll still finish the bottle.
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Unibroue Don De Dieu – Ale-Quebec, Canada Found: Everywhere Alcohol Content: 9.0%

Herr: Pours a sort of golden color with a light head. Has a light hefe smell to it. This beer tastes pretty familiar to Belzebuth, but this one is actually drinkable. It is just watered down enough that the flavor doesn’t kick you in the face. It’s not that great, but at 9% you get pretty toasty.
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I was introduced to this band over the weekend. I have to say although not the norm I really like this stuff. It reminds me of a twisted carnival full of dead muppets! Great stuff. Click the link below for more information.

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